Theses are ####ing devils they hop on you and then...☠️

Soooo I got triple teamed and one was red one was blue and one was green then I am also having trouble with a apex rex

Be careful for they are..... Clever Girls

Get 40 dodos first search for a raptor let the dodos attack it when it's at low hp stun it with a Bola and then kill it with some sort of weapon

*A new player starts creating a nice base and taned a couple parasaurs*

Raptors: I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career.

Real men knock them out with their fists.

Tribe:what your luckiest day?

Me:i found 3 alpha raptor

Tribe:how it feels?

Me:nothing but pain and cruelty

When you die you can get another skin so every time you die you can use it as a death counter

Me:yeah I got a raptor

Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub

Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you

Alpha raptor 1:gone

Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?

Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u

Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?

Alpha raptor 2:ru ded

Meh: .....

Alpha raptor 2: .... ...

Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire

Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub

Meh:back now what u gone...

Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( my name is Hooman meh nub)

One of the loading tips litarly said:remember- you don’t have to run faster then the creatures. Just faster than your freind. (LAMO

So yeah one day near my base (I was just starting my adventure in ARK) i saw a Raptor. I thought i should tame it, but when i got closer i noticed something was off and it was glowing red. And then i had a Alpha Raptor just outside my base

Pack of these attacked our not even made base on aberration. We only had 3 dodos and 2 bulbdogs, and came out victorious.

Ran into alpha died if you see one run don’t wait for your pets just hall tale

Never mind they can open doors lol

Owen; CODE 19 ASSET OUT OF CONTAMINANT

Hoskins; Relax it’s only just a VERY SMART AND DEADLY RAPTOR HYBRID HEADING THIS WAY

Owen and Hoskins AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😨😨😨😨

A Rapping Raptor ripping roles running

To row a raft of raptor rips and rivaling a raptor running ring.

Any large creature getting nerfed:

*alone forever face*

Smaller creatures that are more op than them as they get buffs but dosen't get any nerf:

*Stonks*

I hate these things a person dropped two in my base and resulted in the death of my quetzal. Now I have plant x only for wild Dino’s

“Clever Girl. Ahhhh…!” — Robert Muldune

# Jurassic Park

I had eight raptors, but two of them died 😔 king wrap, and slay I was in the swamp, just those two following me, and just sarco came out of nowhere, killed king warp and then slay died so then I tamed the sarco made a saddle got revenge, killed that sarco that killed my Raptors and then my new sarco is named story now I only have for raptors. Is nails,yo mama, Stabby, bouncy ball,hisss,and last, but not least Barry I one like equal one prayer for king, wrap and slay