
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause gave to me
12 stupid phiomias
11 iggys boxing
10 trikes getting murdered
9 little turtles
8 monsteress dodos
7 wyverns
6 titanoboas poisoning
Fivvvvvvvve golden dodo eggs
4 humans getting murdered
3 overseers killing
2 raptors pouncing
1 king ghidorah destroying Godzilla
I tried to tame a raptor once it pinned me down I knocked it out after some back and forth the it pinned me down WHILE BEING UNCONSCIOUS THEN IT ATE ME THE A SARCO ATE OT THEN A TITANOBOA ATE THE SARCO THEN A SPINO ATE TITANABO THEN AND THEN I DIED TO ANOTHER RAPTOR THAT CAME OUT THE FLOOR LIKE HOW!?
Me:yeah I got a raptor
Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub
Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you
Alpha raptor 1:gone
Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?
Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u
Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?
Alpha raptor 2:ru ded
Meh: .....
Alpha raptor 2: .... ...
Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire
Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub
Meh:back now what u gone...
Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( my name is Hooman meh nub)