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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I tried to tame a raptor once it pinned me down I knocked it out after some back and forth the it pinned me down WHILE BEING UNCONSCIOUS THEN IT ATE ME THE A SARCO ATE OT THEN A TITANOBOA ATE THE SARCO THEN A SPINO ATE TITANABO THEN AND THEN I DIED TO ANOTHER RAPTOR THAT CAME OUT THE FLOOR LIKE HOW!?
Me:yeah I got a raptor
Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub
Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you
Alpha raptor 1:gone
Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?
Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u
Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?
Alpha raptor 2:ru ded
Meh: .....
Alpha raptor 2: .... ...
Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire
Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub
Meh:back now what u gone...
Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( my name is Hooman meh nub)