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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:yeah I got a raptor
Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub
Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you
Alpha raptor 1:gone
Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?
Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u
Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?
Alpha raptor 2:ru ded
Meh: .....
Alpha raptor 2: .... ...
Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire
Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub
Meh:back now what u gone...
Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( my name is Hooman meh nub)
I had eight raptors, but two of them died 😔 king wrap, and slay I was in the swamp, just those two following me, and just sarco came out of nowhere, killed king warp and then slay died so then I tamed the sarco made a saddle got revenge, killed that sarco that killed my Raptors and then my new sarco is named story now I only have for raptors. Is nails,yo mama, Stabby, bouncy ball,hisss,and last, but not least Barry I one like equal one prayer for king, wrap and slay
I hate these guys, I’ve lost so many tames to them. THEY’RE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF STARTER TAMES iguanadon is waaayyy better, iguanadon is bulkier, faster, has better weight, easier to tame, and has thumbs. What do raptors have? A little pounce that holds you down just long enough to turn your pteranodon into f e c e s. I like to put these things in a pit and get my rex, put it on aggressive and watch THEM be turned into shart.