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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause gave to me
12 stupid phiomias
11 iggys boxing
10 trikes getting murdered
9 little turtles
8 monsteress dodos
7 wyverns
6 titanoboas poisoning
Fivvvvvvvve golden dodo eggs
4 humans getting murdered
3 overseers killing
2 raptors pouncing
1 king ghidorah destroying Godzilla
I tried to tame a raptor once it pinned me down I knocked it out after some back and forth the it pinned me down WHILE BEING UNCONSCIOUS THEN IT ATE ME THE A SARCO ATE OT THEN A TITANOBOA ATE THE SARCO THEN A SPINO ATE TITANABO THEN AND THEN I DIED TO ANOTHER RAPTOR THAT CAME OUT THE FLOOR LIKE HOW!?
One is chasing a parasaur... NOW DO IT NOW!!!
Later: AHHHH!!! I don’t have enough meat and not one weapon because all these pvp scavengers be stealing them!!
You killing things with your bare hands: Oof can’t run now, I’ll hobble back to the raptor and give her this meat.
Later after repeating steps 2 thru 3: YASSS! She is BEAUTIFUL!!! I’ll take her to my base!!!
Notification after being afk for like 15 hrs or so: Your Raptor lvl 3 raptor was killed by a Therizinosaurus lvl 4!
You: ............. @&!?/