Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Look...buddy Can we put this All behind us for one second? I really don't Know why the hell you hate me so much. Seriously though...i am best friends with your wife and maybe thats why you hate me but its not my fault she Had a kid with larry! JEEZ MAN!
Yeah I'm bored as a wooden board. This Quarentine is bull- I MEAN BANANAS!CHILD FRIENDLY!
All hail the king E
Is was running a new server with my friends and one of them need help(I have been playing for 1 week so I've already have a bird)I'm flying over and all if a sudden a raptor started to chase him and so I picked him up and started to just fly for a bit to wait for the raptor to go away so when it was gone I put him down and 2 Raptors came out the forest and ran towards us so I picked up again and flew In the sky i look back and he died i look what i had hold off it was a wild dodo that had walked by
This thing decided to walk around This Beach for years he went from This lil Island to the Beach and if I wasn't there he went back. One time I decided to fight back (didn't end well) AND HE KILLED MY DODO OH THAT BASTARD. So me and my dilophosaurus fought back and I died many times suprised that the dilophosaurus still lived. The raptor somehow dissapeard and never stepped onto This Beach ever again (I think something killed him) I was really happy heading back home until I saw something I wanted to uninstall This game...my dilophosaurus got killed by fricking Fish!!??