Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time when I was out exploring I got a death message and it said that my dodo Mia and lily was killed by a raptor but when I came back to my base my dodos were still there. I was so confused but then I looked at the death message and it said the dodos were lvl 3 mia and 6 lily. My dodos were lily 26 mia and 24 lily. Finally found my starter base and 3 raptors. My dodos got one of the raptors really low so I killed that one but then I tamed a light blue one and a purple and white one. (The one I killed was orange) moral of the story never name pets a name if another pet already has that name.
Look...buddy Can we put this All behind us for one second? I really don't Know why the hell you hate me so much. Seriously though...i am best friends with your wife and maybe thats why you hate me but its not my fault she Had a kid with larry! JEEZ MAN!
Yeah I'm bored as a wooden board. This Quarentine is bull- I MEAN BANANAS!CHILD FRIENDLY!
All hail the king E
So me and my cousin had just used admin to infinitestats our raptors. Normal. My raptor, Endo, had so much speed when I got off of him he ran in circles and ran off. We looked for almost 9 minutes and finally found him. The morale of the story: never fully upgrade a raptors speed with infinite stats command.
All I want is a HIGH level raptor and a HIGH level Argie and maybe a cute little shinehorn oh and a Equus (I am a HUGE horse lover) but where I live there is barely and dinos at all!!! Sure it’s safe and all but it’s pretty boring All I have is a Parasaur and two pets I forgot what they are called… but any way… I am afraid to go into the jungle because I don’t want to loose my house! I live at the beach
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I sorta feel stupid. I tried to bola a lvl.1 raptor. It killed me instantly. I came back to get my stuff. It killed me. So I decided to go to kill the raptor. It killed me again. So I decided to wait a while. (For the raptor to leave.) I went to get my stuff. It killed me. By then I was so irritated that I just quit trying to get my stuff, bola the raptor, and kill it. I can’t believe that I couldn’t kill a lvl.1 raptor!😖😤😳 And I am a lvl.8!🙄😠