Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I sorta feel stupid. I tried to bola a lvl.1 raptor. It killed me instantly. I came back to get my stuff. It killed me. So I decided to go to kill the raptor. It killed me again. So I decided to wait a while. (For the raptor to leave.) I went to get my stuff. It killed me. By then I was so irritated that I just quit trying to get my stuff, bola the raptor, and kill it. I can’t believe that I couldn’t kill a lvl.1 raptor!😖😤😳 And I am a lvl.8!🙄😠
Here is how to make people say “wait what”
First tame a dillo and pump alll stats into health and set it on attack target
Next get a raptor set to neutral, pump all stats into melee and ride it.
When u see player hide in a bush with ur raptor and whistles attack attack target on ur dillo. When they see it they will be like, oh just a dillo. Before they punch unmount the raptor and watch as it runs out and killed the dude. Hehe
Is was running a new server with my friends and one of them need help(I have been playing for 1 week so I've already have a bird)I'm flying over and all if a sudden a raptor started to chase him and so I picked him up and started to just fly for a bit to wait for the raptor to go away so when it was gone I put him down and 2 Raptors came out the forest and ran towards us so I picked up again and flew In the sky i look back and he died i look what i had hold off it was a wild dodo that had walked by
This thing decided to walk around This Beach for years he went from This lil Island to the Beach and if I wasn't there he went back. One time I decided to fight back (didn't end well) AND HE KILLED MY DODO OH THAT BASTARD. So me and my dilophosaurus fought back and I died many times suprised that the dilophosaurus still lived. The raptor somehow dissapeard and never stepped onto This Beach ever again (I think something killed him) I was really happy heading back home until I saw something I wanted to uninstall This game...my dilophosaurus got killed by fricking Fish!!??