Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I sorta feel stupid. I tried to bola a lvl.1 raptor. It killed me instantly. I…

I sorta feel stupid. I tried to bola a lvl.1 raptor. It killed me instantly. I came back to get my stuff. It killed me. So I decided to go to kill the raptor. It killed me again. So I decided to wait a while. (For the raptor to leave.) I went to get my stuff. It killed me. By then I was so irritated that I just quit trying to get my stuff, bola the raptor, and kill it. I can’t believe that I couldn’t kill a lvl.1 raptor!😖😤😳 And I am a lvl.8!🙄😠
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)