Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
4 year old: mommyy there’s someone at da door
Mommy: I’ll be there in a second honey, you can open it
4 year old: da person at da door has sharp teeth
Mommy: don’t judge a book by its cover
4 year old: the person at the door is putting my leg in his mouth
Mommy: that’s... um... nice!
4 year old: mommy they are eating the walls
Mommy: really (🙄) *mommy comes to door
4 year old: look mommy there’s more people
Mommy:...
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