Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
4 year old: mommyy there’s someone at da door
Mommy: I’ll be there in a second honey, you can open it
4 year old: da person at da door has sharp teeth
Mommy: don’t judge a book by its cover
4 year old: the person at the door is putting my leg in his mouth
Mommy: that’s... um... nice!
4 year old: mommy they are eating the walls
Mommy: really (🙄) *mommy comes to door
4 year old: look mommy there’s more people
Mommy:...
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐