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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
You will need a parasaur for these guys cause they eats para kibble and you can cave run with also my opinion is that they are useless after you get a sarco/carno/rex. With these guys artifact of clever gets very easy.you can breed them and get a high level for hunting and other thing bye bye and I am going to sleep because I am at 3:00 am and a ghost is behind me. idk why? But yes he is dancing.
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”