You hear a growl. A raptor. You scream. The raptor says, “who are you?”

“Me, that’s who.”

“Are you a liable snack?”

“Me?”

“Well, guess what.”

“What?”

“It’s not a choice.”

*crunch*

They are annoying when they pounce on you I killed a alpha raptor yeah I got a lot of prim meat and watch out when there in packs because they shred your health well kind of.

This creature is majestic… IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE KILL THEM UnU

Roses are red, violets are blue, they are stalking you

Noob: *punches tree*

Every raptor in a five mile radius: >:^(

*raptor 90 killed bob 1

I have a male and female raptor and I breed them and I’m hatching the egg right now and oh yeah if u have a male or female breed them so u can get a imprint stronger one and have some backup if your raptor ever dies

So I had a male and female raptor and I bred them and had twins and then they bred with each other and then had 2 babys that 2 became 4 4 became 8 and next thing you no they are every where like every where I could not even Torn around with out seeing them

All the other kid in their high top kicks better run run run run from the raptors

I’ve never bred anything in my ark life and as soon as I get a fertilized raptor egg I hatch it and of course it’s triplets

I have a crush on Helena walker. :-

I have a Male raptor called Rapier and he was the best. But, when I was making a new wooden house, he was the worst for transport. I would not recommend these guys when you're building and need lots of resources lol.

All hail raptor Jesus

Filler

See alpha Raptor fighting alpha Raptor the other day was nice to see a level playing field for once

Ok :

Me: ooo big Dilo

Freind : stop being noob

Me : what ?

Freind: don’t start

Me : ok

Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28

Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor

Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg

Freind : what the frick is wrong with you

Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍

Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo

My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .

Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤

Raptor: hoppity get off my property

Me: literally a mile away

Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”

Me: “Eat meat lizard!”

Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”

If a pack of these are running at you run away as you play your next spawn location

I was minding my business near a group of raptors we I went to get a drink wen I came back I was pin to the grass by a 136 I just quit on the spot

Bro I’m scrolling on this rn and I keep seeing things about an old lady in a raptor costume and so I went to type something and I see what their talking about 💀- we gonna talk about theories on why they did this??🤨 maybe it’s to honor Queen Elizabeth or any dead famous old person living their best life

If your a mobile player you know when you got the sword your the strongest