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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”
Bro I’m scrolling on this rn and I keep seeing things about an old lady in a raptor costume and so I went to type something and I see what their talking about 💀- we gonna talk about theories on why they did this??🤨 maybe it’s to honor Queen Elizabeth or any dead famous old person living their best life
This isnt the exact creature but........................Help me.........just made a massive base with all the goodies like a fabricator/gennie and so on surrounded by behemoth stone gates and moved all my tames there and set them on passive....turns out an alpha raptor spawns there inside the gates!....im in need to relocate sooo...im in danger for time being...🤣😅