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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
You and your tribemate see a pack of raptors. They begin running at you, you turn to your parnter to see him running away on his Para. You have no mount.
Parnter: “I just need to be faster than you!”
It’s the last thing you see........
Moral of the story, leave your tribe mates like a bad*ss b*tch and say “Sayonara sucker!”
I tamed one of these guys early in the game. I was always being killed by them, so it felt good. I named him Jimmy John. He and I lived happily together, the two of us.
But only for a few minutes.
The rest of his pack showed up. Jimmy John striped to fight back, but he wasn’t strong enough. His sacrifice will always be remembered.
Raptor Dossier: As Told by Google Translate
Despite its strange appearance, this dinosaur is the focus of many media and scientists. Pilots say they don't get scared, but when they do, they are very friendly. Being carnivores, they often look for meat after eating to protect themselves.
I went to the island and a little newbie sent their raptor herd after me ( I was on a fire wyvern )but instead of eating the raptors I picked them all up and put em in a pen the knocked the newbie out and put them in prison for trying to eat me. They still stay in that cage getting food and water