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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Me: *spawns in *
Raptor: ooh looks like a nice juicy player
Me:so u have chosen death
Raptor: how dare u use my own spells against me potter!
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
βClever girlβ.
On one of the best days of my playing experience a raptor tried to mess it up. It jumped off a cliff and landed on me. So I took out my assault rifle and fired away because I wouldnβt let a raptor mess up my day. βΊοΈ
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
So I was walking on my Parasaur to explore around my base. Then all of a sudden, a Raptor jumped on top of me and killed me.π’ When I came back to collect my stuff, I found that my Parasaur died.π I was so angry. π‘ Then the Raptor jumped on me and killed me again. I came back AGAIN, to collect the saddle from my Parasaur. Then I grabbed my stuff, and literally ran away to my base to find another Parasaur. I died again, sadly. No Parasaur will never replace my old Parasuar.
1 like= 1 Respect for Sky π
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend
I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.