I just got my first pet and a raptor ate him and me😭

ok so I had this raptor called lighting my first ever and we went into the jungle me and my brother both on are raptors so we was looking for stegos and there was a therizoionsaurs my brother said let’s take it on so I agreed and they all got killed anyway on the way to get my brothers stuff as he died we found another raptor after getting his stuff what pounced on me and killed me so my brother ran and found a new raptor to tame but it died later to a tek Rex my new one didn't die as I ran bc it was a tek raptor and I wanted to keep it protected razor whas his name but we want to war with micro raptors and the cats sabers and hyeenadons and he died a legend R.I.P Razor for ever loved

Me: la la la la Such a nice day * Raptor: SCREE!!! YOU GONNA DIE TODAY! * R.I.p me died of this child abuser

Remember, this boi is always there to ruin your perfect quetzal tame at 99.9% whilst taming with exceptional kibble.

Roses are red violets are blue a raptor saw me but then it ate you

What’s that chirping sou-

DUDE I’M TAKING DAMAGE

Wha-

I CAN’T MOVE

Ok I’ll go he-

*Your tribe mate Human- Lvl 31 was killed!*

When writing this, I see the picture of the actual raptor, but i know that old lady is everywhere. Watch out. Actually, they should add her to the game.

One time next to my house I saw a raptor and I went to kill it and I didn’t realize it was ALPHA and then it killed ME

Who put the photo as granny. It’s very misleading. It looked way more powerful in grandma form.

All the images are becoming old people in costumes, look at the Megalodons page,

Who picked the photo…and why?!?!

WHY JUST WHY(THE PIC )

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They kill rexes and spinos in packs streagth in numbers

I was a level 1 noob in a pvp server and I saw an alpha. I was very scared but it was attacking a bronto but when I went up to it it said feed mejos to tame. What??? So I tamed my first alpha raptor at lvl 1. It can be ridden without saddle. Went server wiping.

Updoot.

You and your tribemate see a pack of raptors. They begin running at you, you turn to your parnter to see him running away on his Para. You have no mount.

Parnter: “I just need to be faster than you!”

It’s the last thing you see........

Moral of the story, leave your tribe mates like a bad*ss b*tch and say “Sayonara sucker!”

Who would win: a 150 rex or A hangry lizard and it's friends

Blood is red

Water is blue

Trees are green

If it glows red you are dead 😵

Me: *spawns in *

Raptor: ooh looks like a nice juicy player

Me:so u have chosen death

Raptor: how dare u use my own spells against me potter!

The doorframe is bull crap it can so fit trough I died because of that and wasted 30 minutes

Ummm ark can you fix this when you look at a raptor with a saddle on it I looks like the stick is stabed into its jaws when it’s soppost to be in its mouth