Blood is red

Water is blue

Trees are green

If it glows red you are dead 😵

Me: *spawns in *

Raptor: ooh looks like a nice juicy player

Me:so u have chosen death

Raptor: how dare u use my own spells against me potter!

Ummm ark can you fix this when you look at a raptor with a saddle on it I looks like the stick is stabed into its jaws when it’s soppost to be in its mouth

Once I ate a raptor egg. It was funny. 😂

You see a raptor.

You see two.

You see a claw

You see the light

You hear God

So once I had a glorious raptor it was pink blue and yellow and I lived near water and my poor Rapter DIED under an ice burg thing

The main reason you ALWAYS bring spike walls when taming. And a spino.

Me when I tame my first triceratops: yayyy

Lvl 108 alpha raptor comes up and kills everything I've tamed except bronto: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

One day, as I was taping, my spinosaurus like three alpha raptor‘s, popped out of nowhere and killed me and my spinosaurus in for the rest of the day I was sad that I lost all my good stuff. 😭😭😭

Raptors are arks ballostic missiles, so get a whole bunch of them and go to town

It’s just a roadrunner as a predator and on meth

Me from 2018: “ How do I tame an Alpha Raptor? “

I tamed one of these guys early in the game. I was always being killed by them, so it felt good. I named him Jimmy John. He and I lived happily together, the two of us.

But only for a few minutes.

The rest of his pack showed up. Jimmy John striped to fight back, but he wasn’t strong enough. His sacrifice will always be remembered.

POV: you see a spino. Your raptor is on your target even though you said: ‘passive’. The spino goes ‘chomp’ on you. your raptor tries killing it. the spino is focused on a dodo instead of the chunky raptor. run like da wind.

Raptor Dossier: As Told by Google Translate

Despite its strange appearance, this dinosaur is the focus of many media and scientists. Pilots say they don't get scared, but when they do, they are very friendly. Being carnivores, they often look for meat after eating to protect themselves.

Raptors are red

Water is blue

When you see a raptor.

You better run too.

Me: Gets on the ground to get a red drop every raptor in a 100 mile radius: GO GET EM BOIS

Pump the speed to 2000 and call it “Running in the 90’s it’s rediculucs, bcz calling it that achully makes its speed like 3000 more it’s a secret Easter egg

On scorched these are spammed on the easy spawns, so if ya wanna get gang banged by those, wolves, terror birds, sabres, and carnos, play scorched and spawn in the easy spawns.

These are all bullies that rape everything but each other

I was fighting two theris my raptor died and my trike and mid way in the fight alpha raptor behind me and I died