one day when I was in my house my raptor named rapid saw a titanasaur and he just want and killed it with one bite

You don’t have to be faster than the raptor, you just gotta be faster than your friend and you’re all good.

Making my way down town with me dodo :)

Raptor:o m a e W a m o u shindurue

Me:N A N I

(Insert mlg bola hit)

(Raptor breaks free)

Raptor:i can pounce now btw

Human:oh cool they let raptor pou...

Raptor: voilation time

Human: my pp is getting big

Raptor: bites extra thicc pp off

Human: pain

Raptor: this pp i admit tastes ABSOLUTELY TANTALIZING

I shall leave now

Im gonna take your dodo with me though

Human: no not my dick

Justice for g fitz

So one day I was flying above 2 Raptors and then they targeted my dino down the cliff. I dive bombed down there and when I got In my base I saw 1 of the Raptors plop down outside my gate and freaked out.

Tame 10 raptors, name them...

Blue

Echo

Delta

Charlie

Indoraptor

The Big One

Alan Grant

Spikes

Fang

And finally, Alpha.

Have them follow each other in a line.

Torture the people on the server by blasting 'Barney is a dinosaur' with your mic on 100% earrape.

Run for your life to escape angry people.

They are lil Ferraris because they are faster than the speed of light

There is nothing more satisfying than having 5 Raptors following you. It takes them seconds to tear any creature in peaces. 😂😂

You don’t need to be faster then the raptor; you just need to be faster then ur friend

women: men will never understand true pain

men: player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

wtf is happening someone help

me: *ignores hunt raptor pursuit*

raptor: we haf too beh sneeki

raptor: *mauls me intensely*

me: uhh, maybe the hunt raptor pursuit not a bad idea

Ark creatures:That human is fast

Raptor:*put down meat and chase down that human*

Pov when you encounter raptors your first time

YOU SEE RAPTOR

PANIK

You realize your in ark

Kalm

You realize you have no armor

Panik

Ark you also need to fix this,when you get on the raptor saddle if you chose the middle height your feet aren’t even touching the feet handles

Me and my friend went for a raptor we went for it and we ended up with a ambush it killed my phiomia and then killed my friend I started laughing but carma is a great power rip richerd:my phiomia

One time i saw a raptor and a titan boa crawled out of the bushes and bit it and made in unconscious lol

One of the four horsemen of destroying beach bobs

I got twin raptors first time hatching raptors and I'm freaking out how lucky did I get?!

POV:You try to run from one of these it speeds ahead, you try to go back it’s already there you realize there’s to alphas. DUHDUHDUUUUUUUUU😱Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“It’s over Anacin! I have the high ground!”

Raptor: “you underestimate my power!”

I was just mining, I thought it was safe to left my Argy at the base of the mountain(I was wrong). When returned, found a raptor pack eating a delicious giant bird...