Ark creatures:That human is fast

Raptor:*put down meat and chase down that human*

So one day I was flying above 2 Raptors and then they targeted my dino down the cliff. I dive bombed down there and when I got In my base I saw 1 of the Raptors plop down outside my gate and freaked out.

Tame 10 raptors, name them...

Blue

Echo

Delta

Charlie

Indoraptor

The Big One

Alan Grant

Spikes

Fang

And finally, Alpha.

Have them follow each other in a line.

Torture the people on the server by blasting 'Barney is a dinosaur' with your mic on 100% earrape.

Run for your life to escape angry people.

I have one of these that look similar to Blue from Jurassic World, without even using nah paint or anything

Raptors are a 2° degree beach bob killer

Tintoberries are red

Azuleberries are blue

A carno killed my raptor

So I killed it too

The CameraMan but I am faster..

btw 125% speed is enough for you to outrun them, just don’t try running from the red camera man he came to get your bills.

There is nothing more satisfying than having 5 Raptors following you. It takes them seconds to tear any creature in peaces. 😂😂

women: men will never understand true pain

men: player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

player level 93 killed by raptor level 197

wtf is happening someone help

me: *ignores hunt raptor pursuit*

raptor: we haf too beh sneeki

raptor: *mauls me intensely*

me: uhh, maybe the hunt raptor pursuit not a bad idea

They are lil Ferraris because they are faster than the speed of light

You don’t need to be faster then the raptor; you just need to be faster then ur friend

Ark you also need to fix this,when you get on the raptor saddle if you chose the middle height your feet aren’t even touching the feet handles

Me and my friend went for a raptor we went for it and we ended up with a ambush it killed my phiomia and then killed my friend I started laughing but carma is a great power rip richerd:my phiomia

One time i saw a raptor and a titan boa crawled out of the bushes and bit it and made in unconscious lol

Pov when you encounter raptors your first time

YOU SEE RAPTOR

PANIK

You realize your in ark

Kalm

You realize you have no armor

Panik

“It’s over Anacin! I have the high ground!”

Raptor: “you underestimate my power!”

I was just mining, I thought it was safe to left my Argy at the base of the mountain(I was wrong). When returned, found a raptor pack eating a delicious giant bird...

When i was coming back from trying to find a creature to take,a lvl 80 raptor started attacking me and I bola it and starting punching it then it escaped then I chased after it but it escaped to I was walking back and I say it stuck between a rock and a tree so I captured it,I still have the raptor

Memes in 2008: if i download a movie in jamaica, am i a pirate of the caribbean?

Memes in 2019: raptor: hippity hoppity your dodos my property