Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Raptor 1: LOOK ITS A BOB Raptor 2: MINE Raptor 3: MINE MINE The bob: Noooo NOT A FCKIN RAPTOR AGAIN NOOO * he died *

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

“Clever girl”.

Up if you get the reference.

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend

How to relieve stress:

1. Mount a raptor

2. POUNCE AND KILL THE ENTIRE DODO POPULATION

I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.

On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me

12 compies running

11 humans screaming

10 bulbdogs barking

9 trikes charging

8 carnos chomping

7 seagulls stealing

6 dodos bawking

5 goooooooolden duck eggs

4 rexes roaring

3 allos annoying

2 pelagornis begging for fish

And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause

-OutboundManx475:-)