Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Always pay attention to your surroundings. Once I saw two raptors, one blue and one green and thought I could take them on. I threw a bola at the blue one, and started stabbing it with a pike. But the other one was nowhere to be seen so I thought βwhere was that other one?β but I didnβt really care. When I almost killed the raptor, a gallimimus was running away from something, but I didnβt think much of it as itβs probably just another plain old dilo. I was WRONG. DEAD WRONG. The green raptor was back, WITH A WHOLE PACK OF RAPTORS HERE TO KILL ME! I tried to run, but I got pounced and died. ALWAYS pay attention to your surroundings, even harmless wild creatures.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Since itβs that time of year again;
On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me
12 total deaths
11 lost dilos
10 dead dodos
9 percent more anger
8 rage quits
7 lost tames
6 more deaths
5 LOOOOST BASES!
4 funny moments
3 key parts in stories
2 found in mountains
And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on
-by ARKdude
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
I canβt count how many times Iβve died from this thing.
Clever girl
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
I'm the deadliest animal giga and spino no your not
So I was starting out and I wandered and found a perfect place to live until a carno killed me, then while I was going back a raptor mauled me