Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*

Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*

Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*

The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.

#StreamingGuyDoesTwitch, on twitch.tv

Though I recently started to play ark, I’ve quickly learned how fast these rascals are, they ran faster than the speed of a Rex I was being chased by! So I tamed it, and managed to outrun a Rex, again! So I highly recommend you tame this Dino in early game!

The first creature I ever bred was a raptor, but didn’t know how to take care of a baby raptor. Forgot to give it food and it starved to death. Please feed your baby raptors.

Step one raptor war with giga

Step two feel confident about your raptor army

Step three giga kills them all

Step four say something stupid human: NANI?

Final step: quit.

OVERCHARGED HUMAN EATING COMPY 👍👍👍👍👍

One time when I got back to my base with my raptor then when I dismounted him he ran off a couple days later when I was riding on my ptera I found him chillin near where I killed a Dino with him when I brought him back again I checked his harvesting settings then I noticed I left it on when I was farming hide :>

Me:*tames 3 raptors*

Pro: bruh

Me:tame a raptor

Pro: ez

Pro was killed by lvl 100 raptor

Pro:IT LVL 100?!

Me:*shoots pro*

Pro has left the server

Me: E

What is it with Alpha Raptors and moving next door to my new base?! Please I just started a new game, I don’t need this! >:C

Make sure you have more than 1 Bola, because if there is more than 5, you lunch meat to them.

I was flying on my argy next to a cliff and BOOM! Two raptors fall from the sky and land in the river beneath me. I think they fell off the cliff trying to KILL ME. Plz like.

That raptor you spawn in next to:

“Hello there.”

Plz like.

WHY IS THIS OLD WOMAN EVERYWHERE, STOP IT JUST BRING THE PICS BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE HECK DID MY PTRANODON KILL THIS SUCKER ALL BY ITS SELF? Now that I do not know

You can knock these guys out with your hands and put 15 meat next thing you know you have a small army don't get to attached they are very curious and 1 tends to get in trouble with the occasional Trike🤣

Making my way down town with me dodo :)

Raptor:o m a e W a m o u shindurue

Me:N A N I

(Insert mlg bola hit)

(Raptor breaks free)

Raptor:i can pounce now btw

Human:oh cool they let raptor pou...

Raptor: voilation time

Human: my pp is getting big

Raptor: bites extra thicc pp off

Human: pain

Raptor: this pp i admit tastes ABSOLUTELY TANTALIZING

I shall leave now

Im gonna take your dodo with me though

Human: no not my dick

Justice for g fitz

So one day I was flying above 2 Raptors and then they targeted my dino down the cliff. I dive bombed down there and when I got In my base I saw 1 of the Raptors plop down outside my gate and freaked out.

Tame 10 raptors, name them...

Blue

Echo

Delta

Charlie

Indoraptor

The Big One

Alan Grant

Spikes

Fang

And finally, Alpha.

Have them follow each other in a line.

Torture the people on the server by blasting 'Barney is a dinosaur' with your mic on 100% earrape.

Run for your life to escape angry people.

I propose instead of calling them packs we call them the mafia

Do not die or miss using a bola

Ever been waiting for a dino to tame and at the corner of you eye you see a rapter.

Yeah for me every time I feel like these just hate ark players progresing