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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time when I got back to my base with my raptor then when I dismounted him he ran off a couple days later when I was riding on my ptera I found him chillin near where I killed a Dino with him when I brought him back again I checked his harvesting settings then I noticed I left it on when I was farming hide :>
Always pay attention to your surroundings. Once I saw two raptors, one blue and one green and thought I could take them on. I threw a bola at the blue one, and started stabbing it with a pike. But the other one was nowhere to be seen so I thought “where was that other one?” but I didn’t really care. When I almost killed the raptor, a gallimimus was running away from something, but I didn’t think much of it as it’s probably just another plain old dilo. I was WRONG. DEAD WRONG. The green raptor was back, WITH A WHOLE PACK OF RAPTORS HERE TO KILL ME! I tried to run, but I got pounced and died. ALWAYS pay attention to your surroundings, even harmless wild creatures.
On The Last Day Of Christmas Dino Clause Said To Me:
12 People Screaming
11 People Dead
10 People Fighting Rexs But Are In Over Their Head
9 Raptors Running
8 Pros Chasing
7 Compys Screeching
6 Rexs Roaring
5 Trikes Charging
4 Baryonx Fishing
3 Carnos Killing
2 Dilos Spitting
That's What A Person Named Dino Clause Said To Me.