Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Just put all your points into speed and stamina so you can laugh as you outrun them π
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*
Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*
Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*
The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Ok so I kill allos,te rexes,argies, terror birds, saber tooths, and sarcos...
The raptor : hold my beer ,ima pounce on him
Also I use a trike it's lev 400smth. They are deadly untill late game so be careful noobs and have a nice trip to ark heaven
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend