
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was going back to my base with a tamed Dino out the box and then I see a pack of raptors and a Caron I had 21 arrows and I thought I could take them on.bad idea my parasor ended up dying and also me to.and did you know that their not so pose to be that big their actually 2 feet tall
Sorry for my English
(If you read my last story you’ll know who the parasaur is if you wanna read it it’s on the trike) I was just exploring with my new parasaur (his name is Larry) and we saw a raptor hunting another parasaur and I was literally like “nah I’m not doing this”
This was kinda random but I hope you liked it! Byee have a good day/night!
-Shade the raptor
I was trying to tame a pteranodon and I was waiting for it to tame and then 6 raptor came at me so I went back to get my stuff and they killed me again. So I brought my 5 trikes and my 3 brontosaurus and killed all of them and got my stuff. ( also they killed my other pteranodon and my pegomastax😭😭😭)
Don’t… use alpha raptors to train dinos. I took a bronto, a trike, and a raptor (my plan was to get exp for either the raptor or trike). My bronto did not attack on command but the trike and raptor did. My raptor (jungle II) died so my trike (christmas) got angry and tanked the alpha raptors shots and killed it.
Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?"
Player 2- "yes, I actually have Jurassic park."
Player 3- *out of breath* "then, why are we running from one!?!" Player 4- *gets eaten by the raptor whole*
All except 4- "oh, snap!!!"
Player 3- "player 4, are you okay!?!"
4, but muffled-"NO!!!"
*Player 3 passes out*
One and 2- "player 3 wake up!"
The end of chapter one.