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What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-26T09:57:15+00:00

I sold my liver to buy these

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-08-06T21:29:18+00:00

if you want one, dont search for it. just come across it. youll thank me later

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-03T20:56:03+00:00

Use a soothing bomb to tame it then it died by a level 4 dilophosaurus <3

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-05T16:09:34+00:00

Friend killed a 300 ....dropped him on a 290 gigs

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-13T01:36:20+00:00

Get one of those and a lot of ratops terror birds Carnos etc. and put them on the bird and drop them in a base enjoy!

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2018-08-14T20:07:00+00:00

Hit it with shocking Frank darts then use a pikeball to incubate it don't kill it though

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-06T03:14:53+00:00

Bro got a Mohawk man I’m not even surprised

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-02T00:44:43+00:00

My friend dared me to tame a 150 with a slingshot and closed fish meat if I did he would give me $100 The sad thing is I already spent that $100

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-29T05:10:21+00:00

I saw it and then killed it😅 don’t kill it

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-19T07:20:00+00:00

Saw a quetzal today.thought it was a tapajara.so I shot it.i forgot to change my ammo back to tranq.it had flown away by the time I had changed ammo.i went back to my base cried for a ark day then said i would now DEFINITELY tame every tapajara i saw.u know.just in case.😭still sad bout it.plus my base got eaten and I had a ton of dead tames lying around thanks to a rex.i tamed that.upvoote.

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2019-08-27T02:37:06+00:00

This is very cool tip please use this tip

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-25T00:29:40+00:00

To tame you should use a sailhead and two people the one on the back then the one on the back shoots it with sleeping arrows while the other one drives.

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-22T19:34:19+00:00

You do realize that there’s a bird called a quetzal.

Right.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-05-03T19:54:46+00:00

this creepypasta AGAGAG: i was trying to get woods but i got red woods its was werid and a red quetzal garbs me and flys and never land me down and its was a loop fly (this is a joke)

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-21T07:05:58+00:00

After 5 days searchings I finally found one, than I went back to my base to get trnq darts, when I was back there it was despawnt I was so mad to I just spawn one with cheats and tamed it

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-16T20:24:59+00:00

This is a living battle bus.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-10-24T00:17:53+00:00

Don’t tell anyone but I did dotame on mine and jus dropped like 70ish tranq darts to make up for it

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2018-10-21T01:00:50+00:00

Think I was the first one to tame a tek one so I think I'm aloud to Call it a tekzal lol

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-15T01:59:02+00:00

I used the stat calculator for my tamed quetzal’s stats, then realized it was for wild quetzals only 😂

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-20T11:50:23+00:00

me: hey mom can we get terror bird

mom we have terror bird at home

terror bird at home: beats the sh*t out of the otter at home