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So i found a level 145 quetzal. After looking for one for WEEKS. It was above a place FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH REXES. But I had my argi with me, and my argi can beat anything (except that level 20 giga near my base) so i took my tapejara and, ark says you just need, like, 80 narco arrows for a quetzal... well i took 200 JUST IN CASE XD

And the quetzal kept flying over the water. So i paused in shooting it too much, and it skrewed everything up and finally the quetzal just died.

Haha you thought it was going to fall into a mob of seven carnos, three rexes, and four raptors! You were wrong! And if it did, my argi would have taken care of it. You underestimate the power of argis. Sponsored by argentavis XD

Anyways,

RIP Quetzal. I grant that you reincarnate into a quetzal greater than your last form... sincerely, theplayerwhoaccidentallykilledyousorryloldontflyoverthewaternexttime

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