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What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friend spotted a level 90 tek quetzal near the redwoods and the swamp. He picked me up with an Argy and I shot it with tranqs. Of course, it got knocked out right over the river. We were so mad. We took a look in its inventory and saw that it wasn’t losing oxygen. I guess the game glitched or something, because it was submerged and it still didn’t die. We were able to tame it. Perhaps tek creatures don’t lose oxygen because they can’t breathe? Idk.
I literally want to join a role play server, start an airline service, gain the players trust, buy one of these suckers, slap a platform saddle down, make it two floors with catering, pilot it over the ocean, randomly say that this is Malaysia flight 370, and nosedive.
Plz updoot
My song about these majestic mohawk thingys
Riding on my para
Looking Around the sand-a
Then i see a beautiful thing
A quetzal on land
How grand
Only observed you in the sky
And i wanted to fly
So seeing you on land
Is very grand
How majestic you are are
Just went with a chalico to the bar
Its not to far
If you want to go I have a car.