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What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
So i found a level 145 quetzal. After looking for one for WEEKS. It was above a place FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH REXES. But I had my argi with me, and my argi can beat anything (except that level 20 giga near my base) so i took my tapejara and, ark says you just need, like, 80 narco arrows for a quetzal... well i took 200 JUST IN CASE XD
And the quetzal kept flying over the water. So i paused in shooting it too much, and it skrewed everything up and finally the quetzal just died.
Haha you thought it was going to fall into a mob of seven carnos, three rexes, and four raptors! You were wrong! And if it did, my argi would have taken care of it. You underestimate the power of argis. Sponsored by argentavis XD
Anyways,
RIP Quetzal. I grant that you reincarnate into a quetzal greater than your last form... sincerely, theplayerwhoaccidentallykilledyousorryloldontflyoverthewaternexttime
Saw a quetzal today.thought it was a tapajara.so I shot it.i forgot to change my ammo back to tranq.it had flown away by the time I had changed ammo.i went back to my base cried for a ark day then said i would now DEFINITELY tame every tapajara i saw.u know.just in case.😭still sad bout it.plus my base got eaten and I had a ton of dead tames lying around thanks to a rex.i tamed that.upvoote.