Is it just me...

Or are these creatures just so stun-ning

Me and friend walking in red woods. Friend:watch out for these) friend shows me pic of purlovia. Me: awwww he’s cute) friend: oh trust me he ain’t cute) me and friend keeps walking. me: look at this funny rock) I reach out to touch it

Purlovia: HI BECKYYYY

Perfect for locating western spy for our glorious leader, Stalin!

They need to make us be able to ride them !!!

Had forgot it was on aggressive and it relentlessly slaughtered my new born thylaco at that point we named the purlovia to anakin. That baby was the cuties thing I've everseen

Honey badger don’t care..eww look at it eat that snake..their so nasty! Look it’s chasing a jackal and grunting!

It looks like a Sabertooth Racoon. Saboon. ;D

Bury all your unwanted possessions like any normal person

Me: Ok I’m just going into the Arctic biome to get some pelt.

Megaloceros: *appears*

Me: Ah, just what I need

Purlovia: *EXPLODES OUT OF THE GROUND RIGHT IN MY FACE*

My introduction to this creature was colorful and scary and I screamed so loud.. but the Hufflepuff in me knew I had to have one. It took a while but I finally was able to trap and tame one. His name is Newt.

Old 80's accent: So you want someone with kickback do you? Well Pur-malone has some kickback.

Wild card give them saddles so Ark mobile players can have an digging mount. Please we don’t have any

Me walking around in redwoods poof Stunned 😳 one tapped

Get A Sabertooth And A Mamoth With this One And Soon you'll Have the cast Of Ice Age in your ARK Server

WHY IS THIS THING NOT RIDEABLE ITS LITERALLY THE SAME SIZE AS A DIRE WOLF IF NOT BIGGER. I LITERALLY SPENT TWENTY MINUTES GETTING THIS THING (along with a few dire wolves) AND IN THE WAY BACK IT DIES LIKE BRUH DONT TAME THIS STATS SUCK (unless your in a pvp server

WHEN ARK WATCHES TO MANY AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER, THEY SAY, "Hmmm...we like dis show. LETS ADD IN A BADGER MOLE THATS AGGRESIVE AND NOT BLIND!!!" Ark players: WHAT THEY GONNA DO NOW!? ADD A BISON THAT FLY- oh wait they did its gas bags

When nobody likes ur comments on dododex.

(Hangs head in shame because nobody likes my comments)

The bane of every ark players existence.

If you spot one in the ground, try jumping over it to the side with a Beelzebufo or Procoptodon

What!!!! people are saying they keep finding purlovias live in the red wood! ONE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND ATTACKED MY SNOW BIOME BASE!!!