The Purlovia isn’t rideable only because your survivor despises the thought of even touching the ark’s worst creature.

Player: walks around a snowy mountain and gets attacked by a purlovia

Purlovia: dies

Player: checks daily pursuit

Daily pursuit: share a photo of a purlovia

Player: thinks about how freaking annoying purlovias are…

A truly unfortunate thing to happen to a human

Another time where you bola your friends and run

When a moschop and a dire wolf have a baby

Badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom

It jumped at me for the first time and it scared me so much

Hufflepuff best friend name ...

This little smart cat is more dangerous than my brother if I take he’s phone

Raptorkid-13 aka me: *flying my pt lookin out for thylas*

Daum today is popin I just got myself a new Bary!

Pur: hey wanna break from the ads?

Raptorkid-13: wait wha-!

I got thrown of my mount and my bird almost died, put your tames on passive when ur out in cause one of these is ready to eat you and you tame

I think the reason why this isn’t rideable is probably because it would be a lot like the Thylacoleo just weaker. just a guess I don’t know.

If you see a dirt mound RUN DONT STOP

So there I am in the redwood forest on my thylacoleo I can’t see these lil buggers holes. They flipping stun me then tree cat chases the lil bloody badger on crack

BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS MYSHROOM MUSHROOM BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS

Never inspect the sussy looking “rock” in the arctic

These are the thylacoleo's of ark mobile but in the ground

Here we go better start getting enough chitin for another pteranodon saddle.

They can’t fight titanosaurs.... trust me! I’ve tried...

Raiders: Let loot that place

Guards: Halt

Raiders: Shut up pops

Purlovia: YEET

Raiders: HOLY ***K

This rat demon killed me in the north west ice cave with one hit... while I was looking at the artifact I had come to collect... while I had nice stuff on me. I have a headache now.