Oh Pulmonoscorpius…

Your so beautiful…

I would protect you at all costs…

I will care you you.. til you die..

Your claws.. are just so beasty…

Your tail… is just so beautiful…

And that is.. the Pulmonoscorpius poem!

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.

My scorpion when I don’t want to tame something: sting sting sting!

My scorpion when I want to tame something: you want the claws don’t you! Prepare to die lvl 280 stego!

I tamed one and told him to go by my base it had a small puddle of water but a pulmonscorpius’es face is so low he drowned

Don't Give It Blame

It's Easy To Tame

Don't Go Near

You Must Fear

You May Stuck On It's Pinches

It's Tail Is Longer Than Few Inches

It Can Give You Something Deep

That Will Make You Sleep

Before The Poison Will Drain

You Will Not Able To WakeUp Again

Itth a pulmonothcorpioth

To the guy who said irs kinda scary since the stinger is right above you, I think it's scary also,because I did the stinger attack on a trike,and the stinger when through my mans back and I'm like :'d I dont ride him anymore.

Sincerely,The alpha God,Mando

I knock out pulmonoscorpius with another pulmonoscorpius, where is my medal?

You can get rotten meat and put it in the immature

My singleplayer settings are beyond broken (it's fun to mess with settings), so whenever I tame a Pulmonoscorpius, its speed automatically goes up to 1100%. With such speed, if you make the scorpion sprint, you can essentially skate across any body of water you want to cross. It's so graceful.

Real men tame a high level one with bola and fists

This boi is one with his narcotics just like cardi b being one with drugging people

A real man uses his fists and stimberries

There has got to be a phobia for this one…

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I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.

Be careful the scorpions don’t always run away when low health and will rush you at like 2 hp and with most of them being dark colors it is hard to see that they are weak that is how I quit ark for a while after I killed 6+ scorpions when trying to tame them

This is the greatest nightmare of people who are afraid of bugs.

BEWARE OF THESE SCORPIONS

THEY ARE GONNA STING YOUR BUTT

These things got something against me because when I see it they roll up in gangs when I'm alone they knock me out the gang bang me