To The guy who said don’t jump in-between their claws, I should of had listened to you

Me:“ oh no, bunny doesn’t bite.”

P2: does he sting?

Me: I guess we shall find out

*scuttle scuttle*

I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

Don’t talk to them. They’re really really toxic.

Hello.

I am a giant scorpion.

And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.

And I can sting.

I like spoiling meat.

I like stinging meat.

I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.

I’ll make you go unconscious.

While you are going to mountains.

And I will eat you alive.

I hate Humans.

I hate Herbivores.

I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.

I am friends with Araneo.

I am friends with Arthropleura.

I am friends with Titanoboa.

And I will eat you alive in caves.

Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!

-Song Guy

Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.

What a stunning creature

no really it will stun you and eat you

Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.

If you have arachnophobia, paint it red, and its a lobster

Very efficient at a daycare for getting the kids to sleep.

It’s kinda scary how the stinger is right above your neck whenever you ride it, it can just end your life whenever it wants to.

Let me get this straight these things have medium sized eggs yet a TRIKE doesn't?

Real men tame a high level one with bola and fists

First you are running around freely on the Ark, next thing you know you’re lying on the floor, black screen sleeping for 5 hours.

He told me a short bedtime story (stung me) I went to sleep (I died) the end

Why would it like spoiled meat, guess it has a “rotten” sense of taste😂

Real men knock this out with a puluminoscorpion

Wait

Was minding my own business taming pegomastax at the start of my new single player world and one of these buggers appear out of nowhere and jumps me, sends my torpidity up leaving me unconscious and then runs away. The torpor wear off and this wet blanket of a scorpion is nowhere to be seen. Didn’t attack my dinos. It just knocked me unconscious and legged it.

So I was gathering pelt (by killing horses) on my single player world when I saw one of these right next to me, so jumped on my argy and flew up. Then I realised that the scorpion isn’t moving. I approached it to find that it was unconscious. I started doing detective work attempting to find what had knocked the scorpion out. All creatures in the area were passive herbivores, besides 2 mid-high lvl Pachys... So yeah the pulmonoscorpious, the king of knocking out noobs, was knocked out by a pair of pachys lmao