I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.

Don’t talk to them. They’re really really toxic.

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

Hello.

I am a giant scorpion.

And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.

And I can sting.

I like spoiling meat.

I like stinging meat.

I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.

I’ll make you go unconscious.

While you are going to mountains.

And I will eat you alive.

I hate Humans.

I hate Herbivores.

I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.

I am friends with Araneo.

I am friends with Arthropleura.

I am friends with Titanoboa.

And I will eat you alive in caves.

Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!

-Song Guy

Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.

What a stunning creature

no really it will stun you and eat you

Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.

If you have arachnophobia, paint it red, and its a lobster

This thing scares me when riding it

It could just murder me

Real men tame a high level one with bola and fists

It’s kinda scary how the stinger is right above your neck whenever you ride it, it can just end your life whenever it wants to.

Let me get this straight these things have medium sized eggs yet a TRIKE doesn't?

First you are running around freely on the Ark, next thing you know you’re lying on the floor, black screen sleeping for 5 hours.

Why would it like spoiled meat, guess it has a “rotten” sense of taste😂

Real men knock this out with a puluminoscorpion

Wait

The stuff you find in Australia

So I was gathering pelt (by killing horses) on my single player world when I saw one of these right next to me, so jumped on my argy and flew up. Then I realised that the scorpion isn’t moving. I approached it to find that it was unconscious. I started doing detective work attempting to find what had knocked the scorpion out. All creatures in the area were passive herbivores, besides 2 mid-high lvl Pachys... So yeah the pulmonoscorpious, the king of knocking out noobs, was knocked out by a pair of pachys lmao

This crazzzy big ahh scorpion jumped me in the mountain so i lost my precious metal about 2-3 stacks and i can't get near it again because there's a freaking trex loooking ahh next to my corpse

They are not venomous they have sleeping paralysis

At least they’re not as scary as Titanoboa