Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting And then you're passed out for the next… | Pulmonoscorpius Funny Tips

184 points Funny Oct 19, 2017

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

I got one lvl 167 and I one shot a lvl 40 saber tooth and after my perfect tame it fell asleep again 😞 pls help him

16 points Funny Nov 5, 2019

Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.

193 points Funny Jun 20, 2017

Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.

Let me get this straight these things have medium sized eggs yet a TRIKE doesn't?

Dododex

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