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To The guy who said don’t jump in-between their claws, I should of had listened to you

I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

Hello.

I am a giant scorpion.

And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.

And I can sting.

I like spoiling meat.

I like stinging meat.

I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.

I’ll make you go unconscious.

While you are going to mountains.

And I will eat you alive.

I…

What a stunning creature

no really it will stun you and eat you

Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.

It’s kinda scary how the stinger is right above your neck whenever you ride it, it can just end your life whenever it wants to.