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I am a giant scorpion.

And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.

And I can sting.

I like spoiling meat.

I like stinging meat.

I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.

I’ll make you go unconscious.

While you are going to mountains.

And I will eat you alive.

I hate Humans.

I hate Herbivores.

I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.

I am friends with Araneo.

I am friends with Arthropleura.

I am friends with Titanoboa.

And I will eat you alive in caves.

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