Hello. I am a giant scorpion. And my name is Pulmonoscorpios. And I can sting. I like spoiling meat. I like… | Pulmonoscorpius Funny

Hello.

I am a giant scorpion.

And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.

And I can sting.

I like spoiling meat.

I like stinging meat.

I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.

I’ll make you go unconscious.

While you are going to mountains.

And I will eat you alive.

I hate Humans.

I hate Herbivores.

I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.

I am friends with Araneo.

I am friends with Arthropleura.

I am friends with Titanoboa.

And I will eat you alive in caves.

Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!

-Song Guy

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I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.

Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting

And then you're passed out for the next five hours

Don’t talk to them. They’re really really toxic.

Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.

What a stunning creature

no really it will stun you and eat you

Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.

If you have arachnophobia, paint it red, and its a lobster

It’s kinda scary how the stinger is right above your neck whenever you ride it, it can just end your life whenever it wants to.