Was minding my own business taming pegomastax at the start of my new single player world and one of these buggers appear out of nowhere and jumps me, sends my torpidity up leaving me unconscious and then runs away. The torpor wear off and this wet blanket of a scorpion is nowhere to be seen. Didn’t attack my dinos. It just knocked me unconscious and legged it.

Me reading the name of this thing:

Pull… pulla… pulloo… puh… pufffwhdhdncnvitjw!!! How the heck do you pronounce this?????

Real men tame this dude with theier fists

I looked over my shoulder, I saw this. I ran, when I got home I had nightmares for weeks.

Night Night and Bye Bye, probably the best name available

I AM SCORPION

I WILL STING

AND ILL MAKE YOU GO BAZING

I AM PRO

NO MEME :(

I AM TOXIC

DONT TALK TO ME

SO NOW FLEE

AND SAY REEEEEEE

NO EXE MEME :(

I HATE ARROWS

I LOVE SPOILED MEAT

I HATE GIGA

I WRECK RAPTOR

I AM OGS WITH TERROR BIRD

GO SCRAM AND SAY REEEEEEEE

FLEEEEE

E

scorpion meme had tp go far cause its toxic

like for more 50 likes = a noglin song!

I found a way of a knocking out dinos without having to tame the scorpion just get a spy glass and smack any dinosaur you want better than fist

Saw two, going on a bronto.. one gone unconscious by me and the bronto was stuck between two scorps and was like 'why did you do this?I won't let you tame him!'and started rushing towards me.

Then I said 'Are you sure? I have a trike'

'Ah wait nevermind..:/'

I recently was thinking I could sprint to a beacon with no problems. Half way there I see some gallimimus and paras running and pterras flying away. I look back and there were 4 of these things running after them. I am still on a rock.

These things can leave hundreds of eggs around your house, but you can’t breed them?!?!

Me not knowing they eat spoiled meat and taming them with raw meat for a year

At least they’re not as scary as Titanoboa

If you had infinit health and this thing has knocked u out on an online server by your self... welp R.I.P

Me: Don't do it Boris you don't know em... Boris no!!! Stop manickly chasing away fresh spawns!!!

Boris: *Whips tail at a newcomer*

Newcomer: *Passes out*

5 HOURS LATER

Newcomer: *Wakes up* I'M AWAKE!

Boris: *Whips Tail at the newcomer*

As I was taming my argentavis, a few of these attacked it. As I was defending my arge, them and a few other scorpions aggrod onto my dinos(we were hunting in that area earlier). Looking how desperate I was and how many bullets I had in my simple pistol, I fired away as I screamed: “FOR THE REVOLUTION!” I’m wierd.

There has got to be a phobia for this one…

🫡

Scorpion hit me

Me: AGAIN!

Scorpion: night night

Me: NO NO NO NO NNNNNNNNNNNO *falls asleep*

Scorpion: dinner time

SPEED UP WITH THE EGG LAYING VIPER AND KO(My scorpions)! WE NEED TO GET ONE MORE EGG QUICK BEFORE THE REX GLITCHES OUT OF THE TAMING CAGE AGAIN!

I have no idea why the lung scorpion is it’s non-Latin name. Someone explain this to me

Dye it's saddle yellow. It. Looks. Like. A. FREAKING. BANANA. IN YOUR INVENTORY