Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!!!!!!!
Me: I don’t think you should…
Karen: I DON’T CARE WHERE IS HE?
Me: he’s down the hallway take a left and then go straight and you’ll see his office it’s really hard to miss
*After the Karen gets there*
*Karen Opens the door*
The manager: *Stuns* goodbye! * throws through the roof and out of office*
More Pulmonoscorpius Funny Tips
Hello.
I am a giant scorpion.
And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.
And I can sting.
I like spoiling meat.
I like stinging meat.
I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.
I’ll make you go unconscious.
While you are going to mountains.
And I will eat you alive.
I hate Humans.
I hate Herbivores.
I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.
I am friends with Araneo.
I am friends with Arthropleura.
I am friends with Titanoboa.
And I will eat you alive in caves.
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-Song Guy