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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Beez and spider had sex... Never do this at homeπΆ.
More Pulmonoscorpius Funny Tips
I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.
Code name scorpion:search into database
Donβt talk to them. Theyβre really really toxic.
Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting
And then you're passed out for the next five hours
Hello.
I am a giant scorpion.
And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.
And I can sting.
I like spoiling meat.
I like stinging meat.
I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.
Iβll make you go unconscious.
While you are going to mountains.
And I will eat you alive.
I hate Humans.
I hate Herbivores.
I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.
I am friends with Araneo.
I am friends with Arthropleura.
I am friends with Titanoboa.
And I will eat you alive in caves.
Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!
-Song Guy
Modern male scorpion: "Hey ladies, I'm most strongest scorpion ever."
Male Pulmonoscorpius:"You bet!"
Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.
Me:ok I just got off weed Time to play ark oh new update drug scorpion ok pulmscorpios I will sting you with weed me no I just stoped*runs*
What a stunning creature
no really it will stun you and eat you
Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.