This this thing looks a bit crappy................... find the joke

Who saw this things nose while taming

Ok so I’m a newbie and I found the perfect spot to build a base. I’m so tormented by things wanting to eat me I forget what’s carnivorous and what’s not. I’m running from raptors just trying to get home. I lose them but then something happens. I see one of these and avoid it fearfully. It’s running towards me.(from something else) Then it kills me. (probably a carno) I tell my bro and he pulls it up in Dododex and boy did he laugh!

- The Night Assassin as a newb

(P.s. I lost my perfect spot and still haven’t found it to this day).

Thanks Ark for adding my 6th grade teacher to the game. Now I can get back all the times she screamed at me

I don’t want to see this thing have more than 100 berries!

This guy must’ve eaten a lot of Taco Bell

Sundew122

So I went out on my t-Rex to go find some more friends to kill... then I came across this thing. I shot it with my pistol. And I think I scared the poop out of it. Cause it wouldn’t stop pooping. 💩💩💩💩

The life schedule of a phioma: be born, eat 99999999999999999999999999 times, poop 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 times the stuff you ate, and then rinse and repeat that for life. Until you become bacon.

Damn he have big sharp teeth but I never see him being coward

Need some fertiliser?

1.install autoclicker(no matter what one, it just need to work)

2.Get A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD of stimberries

3.Feed

4.feed other food

5.feed stimberries again

6. U have 203839369447 poops per second

Poop Machine gunner

Don’t ask what he ate

I was a level 20?(?) when I first takes a Phiomia. It was a level 3, black and white beauty. So, being the idiot I was, I tamed a 'beast' with 270 HP. This all happened in South Zone 3 and my area had gotten flooded with Spino's, raptors, carno's & Those big bird creatures with long claws (forgot their name). I rode around with to find a raptor attacking a dilo, I thought I was ready, I was not.

I raced on my Phiomia and started attacking the raptor..then I saw the raptors name. 'Alpha Raptors' I was screwed! It ended up killing me and my Phiomia. I only had her for 5 minutes before we got separated.

To this day, I remember the look on that raptors face.

It was goddamn Thanos smirking at me with his one eye shining red.

(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"

What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?

... (typing)

Alright. You're banned. Good night

~ caseoh

I saw one of these kill a raptor once. Easy mode is crazy

Me:Yay tamed a phiomia

Phiomia:Give me stimberries pls

Me:Ok

Phiomia:*Eats stims*

*Gun cocking sound*

Me:Oh crap

If only you could use these guy’s poops in slingshots.

Need poop? feed this thing stimberries LoL

Does this thing really use fart and poop to attack

“I just wish there was a better way to get more fertilizer” phiomia smiling nearby “did someone say fertilizer” (red swelling face and excessive eye contact)

I think this was the first version of uh oh stinky