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Ok so I’m a newbie and I found the perfect spot to build a base. I’m so tormented by things wanting to eat me I forget what’s carnivorous and what’s not. I’m running from raptors just trying to get home. I lose them but then something happens. I see one of these and avoid it fearfully. It’s running towards me.(from something else) Then it kills me. (probably a carno) I tell my bro and he pulls it up in Dododex and boy did he laugh!

- The Night Assassin as a newb

(P.s. I lost my perfect spot and still haven’t found it to this day).

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