Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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I was a level 20?(?) when I first takes a Phiomia. It was a level 3, black and white beauty. So, being the idiot I was, I tamed a 'beast' with 270 HP. This all happened in South Zone 3 and my area had gotten flooded with Spino's, raptors, carno's & Those big bird creatures with long claws (forgot their name). I rode around with to find a raptor attacking a dilo, I thought I was ready, I was not.
I raced on my Phiomia and started attacking the raptor..then I saw the raptors name. 'Alpha Raptors' I was screwed! It ended up killing me and my Phiomia. I only had her for 5 minutes before we got separated.
To this day, I remember the look on that raptors face.
It was goddamn Thanos smirking at me with his one eye shining red.
More Phiomia Funny Tips
The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everythingπ
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
me: βI need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?β
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: βAha! I have a planβ
*tames a phiomia*
me: βwhew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries andββ
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
THEY POOP TOO MUCH THEY WENT TO TAKO BAIL
Was trying to tame one becuase Iβm a quick starter learner he said βRUN RUUUUNβ as soon as he was set free from the bola
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
Poop Machine gunner
Donβt ask what he ate