Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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So I went out on my t-Rex to go find some more friends to kill... then I came across this thing. I shot it with my pistol. And I think I scared the poop out of it. Cause it wouldnβt stop pooping. π©π©π©π©
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The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everythingπ
me: βI need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?β
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: βAha! I have a planβ
*tames a phiomia*
me: βwhew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries andββ
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
Was trying to tame one becuase Iβm a quick starter learner he said βRUN RUUUUNβ as soon as he was set free from the bola
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
Poop Machine gunner
Donβt ask what he ate
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh