Who else saw this and was like "What the fuck is that."

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

This thing is such a shitty creature...
Wow I'm not funny.

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!

I name it always The Shit Machine










Word word

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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Got poop? Just add stimberries, and make fertilizer! Farming just got easier!

He's just a poop machine he won't poop for nobody but you.

Just feed it like 200 stimberrys and it's good it will give you massive amount of loot

To be a pro at ark you must tame one of these run at a giga while screeching HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAA

Definitely one of the hardest tame! Even the largest tribes have trouble taming these. Not an early game tame!

A random person: but it's Opposite Day...

Me: exactly

In ww2, they prepare bombers by getting a quets and pigs and forcefeed pigs with lots of stimberries and they drop a lot of explosive crap to the germans, thx to to that , the allies won the war

Thanks Ark for adding my 6th grade teacher to the game. Now I can get back all the times she screamed at me

we use it to bomb other players with loads of shit using an argy.

I think it is suffering from diarrhea

I told my friend get me a pig and he got me the best pig ever with loaded shit cannons.

So I was breeding these things and when it gave birth it had twins now this is the first time I’ve had twins I was so happy about the twin pigs that I didn't notice the Rex behind me... I won with my pigs All ten

It’ll lose control of ass and crap all over the floor when u feed it stimberries