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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 795 · Answer 1 · 2017-03-09T00:33:54+00:00

Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-20T08:19:27+00:00

I tamed one because I needed fertilizer fast, so I filled my supply base and plant base with its feeces, it made me happy

score 379 · Answer 3 · 2018-07-24T23:00:05+00:00

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

1 Like = 1 rip

score 348 · Answer 4 · 2017-06-18T07:34:23+00:00

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2024-09-16T19:41:17+00:00

I fed it one stim berry and a whole army of poops cam eout

score 144 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-22T12:08:03+00:00

ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-24T03:15:40+00:00

Bruh, stimberries are like taco bell to these things

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2024-08-25T12:46:04+00:00

I just started a new game on Ragnarok and I’d thought I’d tame one of these guys. Well, the game knew I was looking for one, so of course, I couldn’t find one, so, I guess it’ll be a parusaur.

score 173 · Answer 9 · 2017-08-07T15:29:52+00:00

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2024-08-04T18:31:31+00:00

WHY THE POO WHY POOP. WHYYYYYYYYHHY

score 51 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-08T15:27:56+00:00

I LOVE THESE CHUNKY POOP MONSTERS

idc if u click up

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2024-08-20T14:27:18+00:00

When I first tamed this thing first feature was it is a poo machine

score 147 · Answer 13 · 2017-09-09T12:51:16+00:00

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-11-09T01:37:03+00:00

Daddy Pig will consume you…

I fear for your life…

Now… DIE!!!!!!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-13T18:17:14+00:00

They're so useful until you can't find them

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-11-06T00:10:52+00:00

Who saw this and was like “is that a saber tooth pig”

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-04T18:32:33+00:00

Remember when ark didn’t have pigs? Me neither.

score 43 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-25T03:58:27+00:00

I was chilling on a little wooden raft-fort, looking for a decent base spot, and all my tames were sitting on a platform on top. My Phiomia (hippo I think his name was) started levitating and ascending. I thought it was just lag, so I moved on. Later I looked and saw he still wasn’t there. So I tried to request him (mobile feature only) but his name wasn’t there. I assume he either drowned, or became God.

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-10T20:02:12+00:00

I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything💀

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-09-24T03:13:36+00:00

Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your Genes!

(Get it? Genes sounds like Jeans)

My god that was stupid.

👍 Or 👎 it I don't really care.