Who else saw this and was like "What the fuck is that."

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!

I name it always The Shit Machine










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Got poop? Just add stimberries, and make fertilizer! Farming just got easier!

If you breed 300 of these and imprint them all and pump health and mele you can defeat a low level alpha Rex

He's just a poop machine he won't poop for nobody but you.

To be a pro at ark you must tame one of these run at a giga while screeching HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAA

Just feed it like 200 stimberrys and it's good it will give you massive amount of loot

I think it is suffering from diarrhea

The life schedule of a phioma: be born, eat 99999999999999999999999999 times, poop 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 times the stuff you ate, and then rinse and repeat that for life. Until you become bacon.

Me:Yay tamed a phiomia
Phiomia:Give me stimberries pls
Me:Ok
Phiomia:*Eats stims*
*Gun cocking sound*
Me:Oh crap

Definitely one of the hardest tame! Even the largest tribes have trouble taming these. Not an early game tame!

A random person: but it's Opposite Day...

Me: exactly

In ww2, they prepare bombers by getting a quets and pigs and forcefeed pigs with lots of stimberries and they drop a lot of explosive crap to the germans, thx to to that , the allies won the war

Ummm.... they like to take massive dumps if you feed them over 1000 stim berries

It’s a very powerful animal, keep stimberrys away from it, it will launch poop through your metal walls, be very careful when wielding such a weapon.

Thanks Ark for adding my 6th grade teacher to the game. Now I can get back all the times she screamed at me