This guy looks like a saber and a Daedon had a baby

Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

It looks like a saber tooth elephant

If you kill this beside a rock it will proceed to fly at you and try to scare the crap out of you.

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

If you thought a parasaur was the sh*ttiest tame ever, you’re wrong.

Ok.... can we talk about how is this thing thicker then me???!!!

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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Watch out Daideodon, Phiomia is here to poop on you.

Ok, I tamed this once and my base was covered in shit in 7 minutes because I fed it stimberrys, I lost 3 dodo eggs that got lost inside the shit😥😡

Ok so I’m a newbie and I found the perfect spot to build a base. I’m so tormented by things wanting to eat me I forget what’s carnivorous and what’s not. I’m running from raptors just trying to get home. I lose them but then something happens. I see one of these and avoid it fearfully. It’s running towards me.(from something else) Then it kills me. (probably a carno) I tell my bro and he pulls it up in Dododex and boy did he laugh!
- The Night Assassin as a newb
(P.s. I lost my perfect spot and still haven’t found it to this day).

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!

I name it always The Shit Machine










Word word

Got poop? Just add stimberries, and make fertilizer! Farming just got easier!

Why have your mother, a pig, and and an anti-vaxx elephant, when you can have this

Well, these are looking hideous and stupid. No offense for these guys. Sooooooooo. I got a saddle for one. WhErE aRe ThEsE wEiRd ThInGs?!?!?!?!?!

I tamed one of these and I was heading back to my house with it. Out of absolutely NOWHERE a raptor comes, pounces on me, and my Phiomia attacks. Then the raptor hops off of me and kills my Phiomia, leaving me to almost die. I killed the raptor with little health left

To be a pro at ark you must tame one of these run at a giga while screeching HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAA