I wonder when the funny section on the phiomia will stop saying ‘elefent’ ‘ugly’ and ‘sh*t’

My tribe mate: load the machine gun
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*

ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?

Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

Once I fed him 200 stimberrys for a experiment and he pooped so much it glitched and put the poop on on roof of my house and I was like HOW DID IT GET UP THERE

This guy looks like a saber and a Daedon had a baby

Went offline for a while and let my tribe do their thing, got back online and I was buried in poop. Of course they tamed a Phiomia...

Went off-line for a little bit and let my tribe do their thing, got back on-line later and there was poop everywhere. Of course they tamed a Phiomia...

It looks like a saber tooth elephant

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

So... I was trying to build a house in peace. I saw a phiomia poop next to my house. Then I started talking to my stepsister about taming it. In return it came and dropped a large shit on my house foundation. 😩😂

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip

THIS IS A HYBRID!!! SABER TEETH,DAODON BODY AND PARASAUR BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! P L S UP.D.A.T.E I,F Y O U AG.RE.E!!!

If you kill this beside a rock it will proceed to fly at you and try to scare the crap out of you.

Ok, I tamed this once and my base was covered in shit in 7 minutes because I fed it stimberrys, I lost 3 dodo eggs that got lost inside the shit😥😡

Ok.... can we talk about how is this thing thicker then me???!!!

So I once killed one and when I. Did next thing you know a whole bunch run around and this happens. Piomia: Good Job on becoming our next shit mountain.

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

Ok so I’m a newbie and I found the perfect spot to build a base. I’m so tormented by things wanting to eat me I forget what’s carnivorous and what’s not. I’m running from raptors just trying to get home. I lose them but then something happens. I see one of these and avoid it fearfully. It’s running towards me.(from something else) Then it kills me. (probably a carno) I tell my bro and he pulls it up in Dododex and boy did he laugh!
- The Night Assassin as a newb
(P.s. I lost my perfect spot and still haven’t found it to this day).