Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sorry, you must be looking for the other pig. The daeodon.
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
Need poop? feed this thing stimberries LoL
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
My tribe mate: load the machine gun
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*
THIS IS A HYBRID!!! SABER TEETH,DAODON BODY AND PARASAUR BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! P L S UP.D.A.T.E I,F Y O U AG.RE.E!!!
Once I fed him 200 stimberrys for a experiment and he pooped so much it glitched and put the poop on on roof of my house and I was like HOW DID IT GET UP THERE
It looks like a saber tooth elephant
A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??
Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species
This guy looks like a saber and a Daedon had a baby
Donβt be mean to it , it only does poops cos of you
It is scared of you when you be rude to it pls
It is scared of you when you be rude to it pls
Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!
Ok, I tamed this once and my base was covered in shit in 7 minutes because I fed it stimberrys, I lost 3 dodo eggs that got lost inside the shitπ₯π‘
If you kill this beside a rock it will proceed to fly at you and try to scare the crap out of you.
I name it always The Shit Machine
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Went off-line for a little bit and let my tribe do their thing, got back on-line later and there was poop everywhere. Of course they tamed a Phiomia...
Ok.... can we talk about how is this thing thicker then me???!!!