Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

Ahh the phiomia the crack den pig

My tribe mate: load the machine gun
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*

ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?

When I saw this I accepted my death I thought it was a saber tooth

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

These animals eat some sort of Barry that makes them have explosive crap

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip

Once I fed him 200 stimberrys for a experiment and he pooped so much it glitched and put the poop on on roof of my house and I was like HOW DID IT GET UP THERE

THIS IS A HYBRID!!! SABER TEETH,DAODON BODY AND PARASAUR BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! P L S UP.D.A.T.E I,F Y O U AG.RE.E!!!

This guy looks like a saber and a Daedon had a baby

It looks like a saber tooth elephant

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

Phiomia walks in base

Me wtf you doing
Shoves stimberries down throat

Phiomia looks at me unsettled
3 seconds later crap everywhere and animals around dead with suffering

Went off-line for a little bit and let my tribe do their thing, got back on-line later and there was poop everywhere. Of course they tamed a Phiomia...

If you kill this beside a rock it will proceed to fly at you and try to scare the crap out of you.

Went offline for a while and let my tribe do their thing, got back online and I was buried in poop. Of course they tamed a Phiomia...

Hmmmmm. Don’t recommend. Literal poop cannon. Also scary af because it looks like a saber tooth

Ok, I tamed this once and my base was covered in shit in 7 minutes because I fed it stimberrys, I lost 3 dodo eggs that got lost inside the shit😥😡