Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Phiomia Taming Calculator
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Mar 9, 2017
Who else saw this and was like "What the fuck is that."
Jun 18, 2017
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Jul 29, 2017
This thing is such a shitty creature...
Wow I'm not funny.
Aug 7, 2017
A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??
Sep 9, 2017
Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species
Aug 22, 2017
Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!
Aug 18, 2017
I name it always The Shit Machine
Jul 24, 2018
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
Aug 15, 2017
Got poop? Just add stimberries, and make fertilizer! Farming just got easier!
Jun 24, 2017
He's just a poop machine he won't poop for nobody but you.
Aug 2, 2017
Just feed it like 200 stimberrys and it's good it will give you massive amount of loot
Nov 6, 2017
To be a pro at ark you must tame one of these run at a giga while screeching HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAA
Nov 5, 2017
Definitely one of the hardest tame! Even the largest tribes have trouble taming these. Not an early game tame!
A random person: but it's Opposite Day...
Dec 30, 2018
In ww2, they prepare bombers by getting a quets and pigs and forcefeed pigs with lots of stimberries and they drop a lot of explosive crap to the germans, thx to to that , the allies won the war
Oct 21, 2018
Thanks Ark for adding my 6th grade teacher to the game. Now I can get back all the times she screamed at me
Aug 19, 2018
we use it to bomb other players with loads of shit using an argy.
Apr 15, 2019
I think it is suffering from diarrhea
Jan 25, 2019
I told my friend get me a pig and he got me the best pig ever with loaded shit cannons.
Sep 20, 2018
So I was breeding these things and when it gave birth it had twins now this is the first time I’ve had twins I was so happy about the twin pigs that I didn't notice the Rex behind me... I won with my pigs All ten
Sep 2, 2018
It’ll lose control of ass and crap all over the floor when u feed it stimberries