Who else saw this and was like "What the fuck is that."

This is basically a really ugly early elephant

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

I think this was the first version of uh oh stinky

The prehistoric pooper of the pants!

I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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I had a dream that I cross bred with a Piranha *good times*

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

So I went out on my t-Rex to go find some more friends to kill... then I came across this thing. I shot it with my pistol. And I think I scared the poop out of it. Cause it wouldn’t stop pooping. 💩💩💩💩

Ride you pig thing into combat and kill everyone within sight finally burry the corpses in a mountain of shit! All hail the Phiomia the ultimate combat mount!

U should of seen me knock it out with a mantis
Mantis + club = force not to be receded with

HOW MANY COMPOST BINS DO I NEED!?!?!?

I name it always The Shit Machine










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They are surprisingly good battle mounts to use LEAVE YOUR ENEMIES IN YOUR SHIt 💩💩

Got poop? Just add stimberries, and make fertilizer! Farming just got easier!

He's just a poop machine he won't poop for nobody but you.

To be a pro at ark you must tame one of these run at a giga while screeching HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAA

Just feed it like 200 stimberrys and it's good it will give you massive amount of loot

I think it is suffering from diarrhea