Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

1 Like = 1 rip

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?

Feces Chart! (I dunno why)

5 stims = 1 poo

50 stims = 10 poo

100 stims= 20 poo

500 stims = 100 poo

Lord may his butt have mercy

~ CPG

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

I LOVE THESE CHUNKY POOP MONSTERS

idc if u click up

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

I was chilling on a little wooden raft-fort, looking for a decent base spot, and all my tames were sitting on a platform on top. My Phiomia (hippo I think his name was) started levitating and ascending. I thought it was just lag, so I moved on. Later I looked and saw he still wasn’t there. So I tried to request him (mobile feature only) but his name wasn’t there. I assume he either drowned, or became God.

I got one and named him pooper (I need to make my tip longer so I can submit this so hopefully this is enough……yeah it is :)

This thing must have had taco bell 2 nights in a row

the sound of this thing is so unusual, for example think that your in a jungle at the night and you are gathering resources suddenly you hear a super scary roar behind you, you beg the god to have mercy and let you live, aim your bow at the bushes and a fat pig comes to eat berries.

I had one called piggy. I used him to fertilise my plant, then I got sick of my plant. Then piggy turned into extra meat.🐷+⚔️=🥓

It's just like my sister, poops a lot, looks the same and eats like a pig

It looks like a saber tooth elephant

Name it Hog

Make it pig pink

Have a brown mow hawk

Just wear pants

Get a hammer if you can find a mod for one

Run around a server

Just remember so most important part

Say “Did somebody say HOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDEEEEEEEEER”

When I ride this beast it makes me feel like a hog rider from clash of clans

My tribe mate: load the machine gun

Me: *gets stim berries* done

Tribe mate: FIRE!

Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*

Once I fed him 200 stimberrys for a experiment and he pooped so much it glitched and put the poop on on roof of my house and I was like HOW DID IT GET UP THERE

THIS IS A HYBRID!!! SABER TEETH,DAODON BODY AND PARASAUR BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! P L S UP.D.A.T.E I,F Y O U AG.RE.E!!!