My tribe mate: load the machine gun
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
So... I was trying to build a house in peace. I saw a phiomia poop next to my house. Then I started talking to my stepsister about taming it. In return it came and dropped a large shit on my house foundation. 😩😂
Ok so I’m a newbie and I found the perfect spot to build a base. I’m so tormented by things wanting to eat me I forget what’s carnivorous and what’s not. I’m running from raptors just trying to get home. I lose them but then something happens. I see one of these and avoid it fearfully. It’s running towards me.(from something else) Then it kills me. (probably a carno) I tell my bro and he pulls it up in Dododex and boy did he laugh!
- The Night Assassin as a newb
(P.s. I lost my perfect spot and still haven’t found it to this day).