
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: walking through the forest on my direwolf
Me: gets off direwolf
Server: you have lost your mastercraft tek mosa saddle and your mastercraft tek Rex saddle
Me: what the heck, looks around
Pegamastax: runs away
when I found that bro I set him on fire and took my stuff back. Then I accidentally tamed one. Then I was like screw this I will KILLL THEM ALL
Me:walking back to base after hunting
Pego:heehee I steal le foods and le other crap
Me:uh ok.drops something
Pego:...nah man I gotta steal from ya.
Me:waht?no.
Pego:lol never mind I'll just take your quetz egg that took forever to get and leave.
Me:AW HELL NAW!GIMMIE GIMMIE!GRRRRR LIL####
Lvl 6 pegomastax was killed by meme lover
Updoot...plz