One of these THINGS stole my SCUBA GEAR FABRICATED SNIPER AND PISTOL AND MY CRYOPODED LEVEL 347 ARGY THAT HAD A BUNCH OF SPEED!!! And I still haven't found it...

Me: Ohh cool i got an ascendant chainsaw

Lvl.10 pegomastix: hi 👋

Whistling aggro on mine while being raided before flying off, as I go to green obi to escape I see "your chainsawThief lvl16 killed lvl288 lightning wyvern" 😆

A pego that took all my element survived a shot of a acendent sniper in the head and escaped!!!- RemcoTheQuick

How to take them... Set spawn amount to 0%. Or KILL THEM ALL! Or trap them in a bear trap and TORTURE THE THIEVES!

Pegomastax: Hii

Human: Hi

HUD: A Pegomastax took your Cryopod!

Human: YOU FLUFFY SON OF A GU....

HUD: You died!

When your dog skips school and becomes a Mc Donald's worker

Just put your most valuable item in your last slot and you will be fine trust me

Every time I come across these fu***** they violate me. They..... they.... they take... my.... meat

Me: walking through the forest on my direwolf

Me: gets off direwolf

Server: you have lost your mastercraft tek mosa saddle and your mastercraft tek Rex saddle

Me: what the heck, looks around

Pegamastax: runs away

when I found that bro I set him on fire and took my stuff back. Then I accidentally tamed one. Then I was like screw this I will KILLL THEM ALL

Kill it now just do it kill it now

I tried to tame the little shi, I read to put mejoberries in your last slot and let it steal. I put 100 mejoberries in there thinking it would do one at a time. The bastard took all 100 and swam away, never coming back.

POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing..

I am running on the beach

Next thing you know

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole 20 berrys

Me: eh no big deal

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your 10 narcotics

Me: ummm I can make more

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole cryopoded lvl 90 dodo

Me: No Bob idc I can replace you

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your fertilized lvl 100Thereie egg

Me: Awww man eh I can just breed again

A Lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your base

Me:idc I can make a new one

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your credit card information

Me: lol there is none

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your blueprints

Me: eh idc I can get more

Pegomastax:💀💀💀☠️

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen you tribe mate

Me: eh idc about him he dies with good loot to much

Pegomastax: WHAT THE HECK I STOLE SO MUCH AND HE DOES NOT CARE OHHHH HOW BOUT THIS

A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen every Dino and everything you own

Me:eh I am fine without that

Pegomastax:💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀☠️💀☠️

A lvl 599 your cryopoded lvl 900 giga lvl 900 rock drake and lvl 900 yutyranus

me:GET BACL HERE YOU LITTLE CRAP!

Me: pulls out ascended rocket launcher

Pegomastax: uh o-

Lvl 599 pegomastax was killed by sharky

Me: Haha my stuff

Me: no pego will ever mess with me

A lvl 999999 pegomastax stole your life

Me: OH ITS THE GOLDEN GATES WOW

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This dumbass stole my rocket launcher 😑

I hate them they hate me... torture the little thieves....they deserve it.

If you see one of these bola your friend come back in a few minutes kill the pego and you got yourself some free items

Yo once stole some fiber ok stole meat ok stole some hide ok stole my 100 stackd of tranqs oh come here you little piece of shi-

everyone: complaining

Me: where pego. me want tax collecter.

It stole berries from me and tamed itself WHILE I was riding my carno Bull. It was set to follow Bull and the menu wouldn't come up to change his behaviour. What's more, I kept trying and accidentally got him on my shoulder and can't get him off. Oh boy... Called him Da'ell (what the hell)... let's see how this goes...

Steals your egg... I can get another

Steals your cry pod with a lvl 5 griffin... ummm I have better

Steals your cryopod with a lvl 50000 griffin and tek gear... GET BACK HERE U LITTLE SCOUNDREL!!!