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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing..
I am running on the beach
Next thing you know
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole 20 berrys
Me: eh no big deal
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your 10 narcotics
Me: ummm I can make more
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole cryopoded lvl 90 dodo
Me: No Bob idc I can replace you
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your fertilized lvl 100Thereie egg
Me: Awww man eh I can just breed again
A Lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your base
Me:idc I can make a new one
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your credit card information
Me: lol there is none
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your blueprints
Me: eh idc I can get more
Pegomastax:💀💀💀☠️
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen you tribe mate
Me: eh idc about him he dies with good loot to much
Pegomastax: WHAT THE HECK I STOLE SO MUCH AND HE DOES NOT CARE OHHHH HOW BOUT THIS
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen every Dino and everything you own
Me:eh I am fine without that
Pegomastax:💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀☠️💀☠️
A lvl 599 your cryopoded lvl 900 giga lvl 900 rock drake and lvl 900 yutyranus
me:GET BACL HERE YOU LITTLE CRAP!
Me: pulls out ascended rocket launcher
Pegomastax: uh o-
Lvl 599 pegomastax was killed by sharky
Me: Haha my stuff
Me: no pego will ever mess with me
A lvl 999999 pegomastax stole your life
Me: OH ITS THE GOLDEN GATES WOW
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Me: walking through the forest on my direwolf
Me: gets off direwolf
Server: you have lost your mastercraft tek mosa saddle and your mastercraft tek Rex saddle
Me: what the heck, looks around
Pegamastax: runs away
when I found that bro I set him on fire and took my stuff back. Then I accidentally tamed one. Then I was like screw this I will KILLL THEM ALL
So when first playing ARK, I never ran into these guys but ever since ARK United mobile came to the phone. These guys have been everywhere, including the troodon. So I was with my Sarco. And we killed a brontosaurus then all of a sudden. One of these guys come out of nowhere with his friend and these two stolen my stuff and I didn’t notice this, but I had mejoberries in my last slot, so when two of these guys stole my stuff, my sarco killed one and I assumed the other one ran away, but then all of a sudden a message popped up, saying name your Pegomastax and that’s when I realized what happened I tamed a Pegomastax by accident. Honestly, these guys are really good at killing small creatures and it’s really cool how they become your shoulder pet. They’re annoying but cute at the same time.