These little gremlins give me so much trouble people are starting to consider them stealing from you as getting "asked"

Me:Oh hello there aren’t you cute

Pegomastax:Hello can I take your stuff

Me:What the hell my tek armor is gone

Mind:What the hell why is he putting it on

Pegomatax:Oh I got your rocket launcher oops bye bye :D

Me: -_- I that little ##%!%#

Anyone tame these by mistake

Just riding my parasaur then is says you tamed a pegomastx

I named it wat

If you want a tame that pissed you off for having it then this is your tame. Tame it with a crap ton of mejo, in a pin, with nothing else in your inventory. Out in house, quick steal, dissarm raiders ggez

Pegamastaxes, they will take your money and everything you love

When you see the words pegomastax has taken your cryptod giga

Basically how ur ex acts when u get divorced, always taking ur crap

I had just made a Tek mosa saddle and was hauling it twords the dock on my rex to equip it on my mosa (Riptide). I got of my rex (Bloodfang) and was about to the mosa, when a lvl 3 pego takes the saddle. Fck my life.

They stol a mek. V.

Its funny wild card never added an alpha version of them

Would had been fun though right 👍

Abcdefg

This dude is robbing me

One is orange

One is green

One is eating my berries

Now I’m running for my life cause they took my cryopods

~ Crystaldragon

This guy stole my tek boots and pants, why? What is he going to do with them?

IT STOLE MY WEAPON!!!! AND I DID WAS FORCED TO FIGHT A RAPTOR BARE HANDED NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER!!!

BE WARY! For even in prestoric times there’s always someone out for your Speget!😔

Me:*CALLING*

APD: It's Ark Police Department,How can i help you sir.

Me: Someone stole my crossbow.

APD:Did you saw him sir?

Me:yes,he looks like brown mutant lizard or something.

APD:OH! NO! WUT DA HELL! is this going on in this island it's fcking 67th complain against this mutant lizard.

Imagine, you grinded for weeks, leveling and crafting like a maniac, until you finally get that Tek Rifle that you dreamed about for months. Before you can fire that epic first shot that you ran through your head hundreds of times, you see a message on your screen that says "A Pegomostax took your Tek Rifle". But you don't see it as that. You read it as "A Pegomostax took the last month of your life away."

Huh....pegomastax......thats a weird way of saying little prick

One of these THINGS stole my SCUBA GEAR FABRICATED SNIPER AND PISTOL AND MY CRYOPODED LEVEL 347 ARGY THAT HAD A BUNCH OF SPEED!!! And I still haven't found it...

Me: Ohh cool i got an ascendant chainsaw

Lvl.10 pegomastix: hi 👋

Whistling aggro on mine while being raided before flying off, as I go to green obi to escape I see "your chainsawThief lvl16 killed lvl288 lightning wyvern" 😆