Ark: the Comby is annoying, but we need something even more annoying

Pego: Hold my beer

THIS THING IS JUNK WHY DO U NEED PVP I GET BUT LIKE IM BUILDING A BASE AND IT TOCK MY TEK REP IM LIKE WHAT THE

Bro doesn't even ask if you have games on your phone, he just takes it!

Sac, the flabbiest surviver

Okay please tell me how can a small creature have the enough strength and power to take a BOHEMETH GATEWAY and put it in a sack and run off as if it’s no ones business looking like me when I get food from the kitchen at 3am

Once I was making a bear trap in my invotory and randomly a pegomastics just came up to me and just stared at me I was like awww it’s a cute... then my bear trap finished and so it immediately took it and ran I was left thinking how I’ve been finally scammed once in my life

The little thing that always steals my dam water pouch

If they made black pegomastax it would be like the hood

Give it a black ski mask and a fabricated pistol now he can raid the enemy’s bases

Man, why do you need my wyvern egg💔

If these things were real they would give rabies and be a bigger problem than actual crime

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

Hippity hoppity, your stuff is now my property

I was leveling my thyla when this thing came and stole my anklo cryopod

Now you comin for my girl?

You know, it just occurred to me that the end of pegomastax's name is mastax. "Ma Stax" sound familiar to anything they've stolen lately?

Lvl9 pegomastax has stolen your social life!

These little gremlins are so annoying, if you have a big dino that has a wonky hit range you know the pain that is killing these

I have 32 pegomastax waiting to rob me more and tame themselves

I was killing lots of these guys because they surrounded me and my baryonix but for some reason it said I tamed one I ditint mean to tame one at all só i just kept it as a pet

Me:Oh hello there aren’t you cute

Pegomastax:Hello can I take your stuff

Me:What the hell my tek armor is gone

Mind:What the hell why is he putting it on

Pegomatax:Oh I got your rocket launcher oops bye bye :D

Me: -_- I that little ##%!%#