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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you see this dinosaur......you know that is when God messed up
Ark can you get lizards right? Like bruh
Have you ever died to losing of food because of pegomatax
Pego, please donโt take MaStax!
All my friends are toxic
I was trying to kill one and then it jumped at me.
And somehow I have a pet pogo!
I srsly don't get why their so bad lol
Ok so these thingโs always taking my thatch but some times they take the stuff I actually need and so I will chase theses monstrosityโs and kill them for the fun of it
One of these stole my fire wyvern and I couldnโt find the pego
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Oh was that your whole stack of crystal?
Yeet
Itโs mine now! โRuns away into the distanceโ
What the @#!? these are on mobile? I've never seen one before.
Hereโs a story for you.
Before I played ARK I played ARK mobile, there are no Pegos on mobile, so often complained about how duke it was with no Pegos.
When I finally got ARK I ran into one of them, I was kind of exited as this proved it wasnโt dull any more... but
That excitement left when he stole my food!!!
If this thing steals one more crossbow Iโm getting the shotgun out
Me:*sees pego*
Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie
Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!
Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*
Pego:thanks
Game:you've been robed
Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL
Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*
Pego:thanks
Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL
Pego:*takes rocket launcher*
Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again
Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!
Pego:*shoots rocket at me*
Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego
Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!
Moral:kill pegos
I just ran into 2 I was getting a drop cause I had my tames uploaded in cryopods so as I get my rex out and turn around to run I fall between rock(and if you play ark you know all about getting stuck between rocks) and got stuck 1 pego stole my pick and the other stole my cryo with my rex so I was f**ked I been searching for about an hour and I never wanted to see a pego so bad
Ever tamed them by accident? Upvoot if you agree.
"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"
-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.
No my pike I will kill you (10 seconds later) I have kill like ten of them
He stole my girl, becareful you might be next.and now I'm with palmela again
When You get in Jungle,killing one of these,2 other ones are coming to steal hide and meat You just optained...
This is the circle of life!
To knock it out you simply call it ugly and it will instantly ecome yoir friend