What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pego:this is mine,I’m taking this with me.everyone:can I hav it?pego:NO,FUCK OFF ITS MINE!!!!
I had a pego steal 200 thatch out of my inventory once, immediately was overweight and he stood there helpless as I took my stuff back
THESE PEGOMASTAX IS NO JOKE……… THEY ARE A PARASITE INVASION… EVERYONE TAKE SHELTER THEY WILL STEAL YOUR LIFE-
If it steals berries from you u tame it not narcos tho
I play mobile and never seen one, where can u find these, pls tell me
This is why I like aberration -the guy who wrote this
Need for speed?
Need for will to live
Player: *Exists*
Pegomastax: And I took that.
Wild Lvl 15 Pago killed your allosaurs lvl 146
Me: what?😶
Pegomastax: "Swiggity swooter im a looter!"
Once I was just walking around with my raptors when I saw one. I attacked it and it attacked me, stole my Mejoberries and was instantly tamed.
I named it Wtf just happened.
Wish that would work in game, pls patch:
Step 1: place C4 on your last hotkey
Step 2: let the f*cker steal it
Step 3: wait a few seconds and let it think it got away
Step 4: hit the revenge button and enjoy the fireworks
Human: Oooh look! A cute little dinosaur
Pegomastax: Hippity hoppity your stuff is my property
Human: Give me back my bow b**ch
A few seconds later... You were killed by a level 1 Pegomastax
Me:ha got your Roblox account
Pego:haha I got your credit card
From that day forward he thought of never stealing again😑
I was riding my argy and I saw a pegomastax and I went “o look a good tame” o picked it up and flew as high from danger and it took my saddle off my argy I was like go dang I died.
Never grab those things with flying mounts Thair a pain
I'm on switch and, when they touch me ,I was about to die because of a bird, and I seen the message "Name your pegomastax" I was like WTF
So they is the reason why my rex has no leg
I respect and hate these beasts. Once a pego LEAD ME INTO DILOS AND COMPYS THEN A PIRANHA.
I hate them they steal your lunch money then kick you in the balls
One minute I have 400 element to tame a detox the next this bum takes it and disappears into thin air