
Pego aw man. Creeper awman parody
So we back in the island, while taming a giga today, today, today, today. A pego appears and stole my narcotics and prime meat. Today. Today. Today. Today. Oh no the giga is awake now. I die because of the pego.that piece of crap will die someday. Today. Today. Today. Cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of stuff again. Cause baby tonight you grab your atomic bomb and bolt again. And run,run,run until its done,done, until the sun comes up in the morn.cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of our stuff again,stuff again again.
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️