Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pego aw man. Creeper awman parody
So we back in the island, while taming a giga today, today, today, today. A pego appears and stole my narcotics and prime meat. Today. Today. Today. Today. Oh no the giga is awake now. I die because of the pego.that piece of crap will die someday. Today. Today. Today. Cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of stuff again. Cause baby tonight you grab your atomic bomb and bolt again. And run,run,run until its done,done, until the sun comes up in the morn.cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of our stuff again,stuff again again.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
— plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark
NOT AGAIN
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️