Yo put this Dino on a boat and name it patchy the pirate 🏴‍☠️ 🧽

You can barely change this things mind, it's "hard-headed". I'll leave

Me:hits a pachy

Pachy:CHARGEEE!!!

Me:hops on my trike

My trike:CHARGEEE!!!

Their heads:BONK

I killed a Tyrannosaurus with one of them. You wanna know what killed my pachy? A fuckin compy.

This thing wrecked the auction room in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

Simple tactic comrades

1. Throw Bola

2. Hit with club

3. Feed it berries so you can slowly convince it to abandon its instincs and become your slave.

Was on raptor running across the beach when I saw a egg thought the egg was a pachyrino and I knew I could take pachyrinos on so I grabbed hopped on my raptor and waited about 5 seconds later 6 pachys charged me,my raptor was knocked out and the pachys focused on it so I ran until I ran out of stamina only to look back and I see 2 pachys charging at me,rip me and my raptor(rest In pachys)

Hey, it hops,

Hey, it’s red,

Hey, a T-Rex

Hey, it’s dead