Man, patches are annoying.

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Man, patches are annoying. When I had just started the game I was walking around looking for something to tame. I saw a little patchy, and decided, "I can tame this!" It murdured me, and came to my camp and stayed there for so long. Later, as I was getting better, I somehow managed to tame a Bronco. I went up to that stupid patchy and murdered it, and then ate its meat. Stupid thing.

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