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What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-22T01:15:49+00:00

Onyc: kills me

Me: John cena mode activated

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-09T18:31:58+00:00

If you force tame a wild one you can ride it(only works on Xbox I think)

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2018-06-23T19:41:06+00:00

GOD DAMN IT, THIS IS THE FIFTEENTH TIME IT GAVE ME FRICKEN MEGA RABIES!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-15T00:38:08+00:00

The desmodus little brother.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-14T03:24:57+00:00

This shows up if you look up “bat”

Try it

-Moon

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-20T23:54:28+00:00

Everyone put down I need to see negatives

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-28T19:33:29+00:00

The ugly cousin of desmodus.

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-06T18:55:37+00:00

So this is were coronavirus came from...

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-31T21:28:57+00:00

Ok sooo one time I was in a cave and saw these and I have tek now so wen I saw dem I wipped out tek rifle and pumped their guts fulla plasma and I did this because last time I saw these (as a nub) I died from mega rabies

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-28T12:59:45+00:00

Like my Onyc name:

Mortal CumBat

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-22T19:15:02+00:00

Is this how corona started seriously they made you get a disease from that and then the develepors were like oh let’s make that disease real onestly

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-25T01:02:07+00:00

The lion is fat. He got eaten by a bat. And that bat got eaten by a rat.

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-25T08:28:14+00:00

AAAA THEY STARTED COVID-19

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-08T14:05:53+00:00

Some say the mega rabies caused the corona

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-02T03:50:54+00:00

Uh oh I think the bat in are basement found the steroids

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-05T00:48:53+00:00

Me having bad dream:nu, nu, nu, nu!

Me: oh just a bad dream. Wait, why am I in a cave?

Bats:red eyes starring at hooman*

Me:eh night night my giga.

Giga: uhh.. hey ow!

Bats:bites giga and eats him*

Giga:DIES EPICLY*

Me:huh? Gerald? GERALD?!

Bats:let us introduce ourselves. *wearing tuxido shirds*

Bats:eats hooman

*Lv 64774747466274848 was killed by a lv 1 onyx!

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-05-29T17:53:26+00:00

I never get to tame this thing cuz I’m godconsle and my areno will be encumbered

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-29T17:52:39+00:00

Me: *notices attacks make a spectra like beat*

Me: makes a vid bout onyc spectra

Not realy tho. Cuz I don’t got yt

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-22T01:13:52+00:00

Me: goes in lava cave

Onyc: sup (kills me)

Me: were my assault gun

score -5 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-25T18:33:43+00:00

MEGA RABIES ALERT!ALERT MEGA RABIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEGA RABIES! ITS SPREADING!*does it spread?if it does...damn.Updoot