Lemme set a seen for you: Your bff's name is ellen, her nickname is el. You are asked to spell playful in class, and… | Onyc Funny

487 points 😂 Funny Jul 30, 2017 Report

Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.

191 points 😂 Funny Jan 4, 2021 Report

Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat

218 points 😂 Funny Feb 26, 2018 Report

What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.

204 points 😂 Funny Feb 4, 2018 Report

Onyc:sup

Me:hi

Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*

Me:hand me the flamethrower

*Big group of onycs flys in

Me:sup

137 points 😂 Funny Oct 19, 2017 Report

VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS

94 points 😂 Funny Nov 1, 2017 Report

Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!

48 points 😂 Funny Jun 6, 2020 Report

Me: starts starving in the clever cave

That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP

a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.

CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE

31 points 😂 Funny Apr 19, 2022 Report

covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame

59 points 😂 Funny Jan 9, 2018 Report

I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG

32 points 😂 Funny Aug 22, 2021 Report

Me: goes in lava cave

Onyc: I took that personally

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